Pradep's Penathals

Dressing Room Conversations CSK vs RR

  • Warne: Look Yusuf. It all comes to you now. Give your best and we will still have a shot.
  • Yusuf: What, is it Jokes session now?
  • Warne: Yeah, right. Who am i kidding. God now i know how much i love that Autoplay in EA Cricket.

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"Naangellam Batman lla"

  • Went to the barber shop today to get a hair cut and a small boy in his 4th or 5th rushed inside.
  • Boy: Anna Anna, enna ivlo kootama irukku. Enakku seekaram hair cut pannittu anuppunga.
  • Barber: En . Aiya office pora avasaramo.
  • Boy: Na , groundukku ponumna . Kiriket aada.
  • Barber: He He . Groundukku poi pandhu porikki poda porennu sollu.
  • Boy: Ennanna ippadi kettu putteenga. Naangellam BATMAN lla.

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Tamizhil Twilight

As everyone eagerly awaited the release of twilight, i was eager to see what name out tamil guys give it . I was thinking maybe they’ll give “Ratha kaateriyum, Onaai manithanum” or ” Maalai nera marana olai ” or even “Oliyile therivathu dhevathaya? ” and worse maybe the literal translation saying ” Puthu Nilavu ” . Ya, i know that the last one sounds like some gilma movie running on Parangimalai Jothi . But they never fail to surprise me . ‘Twilight Saga: New moon’ is THIGILAN : EDHARKUM ANJAATHAVAN .


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Pugayulaga Paavaigal

Went to beach today with mom dad and sis . It is highly difficult to ‘sight’ when with family . But i thanked God when a group of three girls came and sat fairly near to the place we were sitting . Ennakku oru kushi . Moonu perum suthi round katti ukkandhu etho pesittu irunthaanga . Yaar mugamum irutla ozhunga therilayennu enakku oru varutham . Thideernu oru velicham , pragaasama , ‘oliyile….. therivathu….. thevathaya’ nra maari . Ennada ivlo lightunnu paathaaa lighted match stick . Gappunnu oru cigarette a vayla vechu , patha vechu uffu uffu nnu oru ponnu oodha aarambichidhu . Podhatha koraikku ore cigarette la moonu peru . Echi dammu. Kalikaalam da saamy . Capri pants , tank top llam pottalum Galeeju Galeejuthan . Inga vanthu “women smokers in india” nnu google panni paatha dhidikkidum unmaygallam theriya varuthu . Pennurimai Kaappom . Maadhar Kula Maanikkangalukku match box koduthu udhavuvom !


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Anybody in for Lame contests ?

Recently i got a few messages from Airtel which tested my tolerance level . I thought of blogging them right away, glad that i waited to Tumble them . Here they are

They are a part of the series which claims you can win Rs.5000 Gold everyday and Rs.1,25,000 as a grand prize by answering simple questions .

1. Madras High Court is in Chennai a) True b) False

2. Madurai is in a)Tamil Nadu b) London

I don’t understand why such questions are asked in the first place . At Rs.3 per sms , i can’t think of any Jughead who actually respond to these messages . These aren’t even funny as opposed to Vijay TV questions like.

1. Neengal Parthu Kondrikkum Padathin Peyar enna?  a) Jurrasic Park b) Natesan Park

2. Neengal Parthu Kondrikkum Padathil vetru graga vaasigal evvaru boomikkul nuzhaiginranar? a) Parakkum Thattu b) Saapattu Thattu

Hmmm. Please don’t respond to these messages . They are making a fool out of everyone.


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VIPs on Wheels

Chennai Maanagara Kaaval

Coming back from theatre today , i saw a policeman instructing a person to scrap off his ‘Advocate’ sticker from his bike . Hopefully they’ll catch many ‘PRESS’ ‘Doctor’ and ‘Police’ people around :D .


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Departmental Store Conversation

News: Y.S.R. Reddy , the Chief Minister of Andra Pradesh had been missing and after a day long search, officials find him dead due to Chopper Crash. Tamilnadu State Govt. had announced next day holiday to mourn his death.

I went to a departmental store to get something and there was a school girl waiting in the queue. The girl most probably is a high schooler.The guy at the counter is a good lad and opened conversation.

Store Guy: Enna ma , naalaikku leave a ?

Girl: Aamam Uncle.

Store Guy: Naan thaan vida sonnen theriyuma ?

Girl: Cha Cha , Illa . Yaaro Sethuttaangalaam .


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